Someone's Using My Netflix in Glasgow

jake. JAKE. someone is using my netflix right now and it's not me

Jake. JAKE. Someone is using my Netflix right now and it's not me.

i went to account settings. there is a new device. it says Glasgow 😰

I went to account settings. There's a new device. It says Glasgow 😰

NO. that's the problem!!

NO. That's the problem!!

jake this is NOT funny. but ok... it says... Great British Bake Off 😭

Jake, this is NOT funny. But okay... it says... Great British Bake Off 😭

please be serious. should i change my password?

Please be serious. Should I change my password?

everyone has a samsung jake

Everyone has a Samsung, Jake.

okay so... i'm trying to think. i gave it to you, obviously. and... oh wait. oh no. i think i gave it to my cousin Priya like a year ago? she was at my flat and she wanted to watch something. but she lives in London. she's not in Glasgow. i don't think. oh god i don't actually know where she is right now

Okay, so... I'm trying to think. I gave it to you, obviously. And... oh wait. Oh no. I think I gave it to my cousin Priya like a year ago? She was at my flat and she wanted to watch something. But she lives in London. She's not in Glasgow. I don't think. Oh god, I don't actually know where she is right now.

what do i say?? 'hey are you stealing my netflix'

What do I say?? 'Hey, are you stealing my Netflix?'

ok calling her now. don't go anywhere

Okay, calling her now. Don't go anywhere.

Maya: Priya! Hi, how are you? Priya: Maya! I'm good. Are you ok? Maya: Yeah I'm fine, I just... okay, weird question. Are you in Glasgow right now? Priya: Oh my god. Yes. How do you know that?? Maya: Because... someone is using my Netflix from Glasgow. Right now. Priya: Oh no. Oh Maya, I'm so sorry. It's me. I'm watching Bake Off. Maya: I KNEW IT. But why are you in Glasgow?? Priya: I moved here three weeks ago! I have a new job. I didn't tell many people yet. Maya: You moved to Glasgow and you didn't tell me? Priya: I know, I'm sorry. I was going to call you. Also... I forgot I still had your Netflix password. I just opened it and it was still there. Maya: Priya! Maya: Okay. I'm not really angry. But you should have told me. Priya: I know. I'm really sorry. Can I keep watching? The bread week is so good. Maya: ...yes. But you owe me a phone call this week. A long one. Priya: Deal. I'll call you Sunday, I promise.

ok mystery solved 😭

Okay, mystery solved 😭

my cousin Priya. she moved to Glasgow THREE WEEKS AGO and didn't tell me

My cousin Priya. She moved to Glasgow THREE WEEKS AGO and didn't tell me.

yes. and she still had my password from a year ago. so she just... opened netflix and kept watching 😭

Yes. And she still had my password from a year ago. So she just... opened Netflix and kept watching 😭

i know. i'm not even angry. i'm just a bit sad she didn't tell me she moved

I know. I'm not even angry. I'm just a bit sad she didn't tell me she moved.

yeah. but she's calling me sunday so. it's ok i think

Yeah. But she's calling me Sunday, so. It's okay, I think.

no i think... i'll let her keep it. she's alone in a new city. it's nice she has something to watch. and it's bake off, you know? it's cozy. i'll just text her more i think.

No, I think... I'll let her keep it. She's alone in a new city. It's nice she has something to watch. And it's Bake Off, you know? It's cozy. I'll just text her more, I think.

don't tell her i said that. she'll never let me forget it 😭

Don't tell her I said that. She'll never let me forget it 😭