Maya
jake. JAKE. someone is using my netflix right now and it's not me
Ai Đang Dùng Netflix Của Tôi Ở Glasgow
Maya phát hiện một thiết bị lạ trên tài khoản Netflix của mình — ai đó ở Glasgow đang xem các chương trình của cô ấy. Nhưng cô ấy không quen ai ở Glasgow cả. Hay là có?
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Jake
what? how do you know?
Maya
i went to account settings. there is a new device. it says Glasgow 😰
Jake
ok that's weird. do you know anyone in glasgow?
Maya
NO. that's the problem!!
Jake
wait what are they watching lol
Maya
jake this is NOT funny. but ok... it says... Great British Bake Off 😭
Jake
ok so it's a mystery person in glasgow who loves baking shows. could be worse
Maya
please be serious. should i change my password?
Jake
yes obviously. but first — send me a screenshot. i want to see
Jake
ok that IS weird. samsung galaxy. do you know anyone with a samsung?
Maya
everyone has a samsung jake
Jake
ok ok. think — did you give your password to anyone? ever?
Maya
okay so... i'm trying to think. i gave it to you, obviously. and... oh wait. oh no. i think i gave it to my cousin Priya like a year ago? she was at my flat and she wanted to watch something. but she lives in London. she's not in Glasgow. i don't think. oh god i don't actually know where she is right now
Jake
call her!! ask her
Maya
what do i say?? 'hey are you stealing my netflix'
Jake
basically yes lol. just be nice about it
Maya
ok calling her now. don't go anywhere
Maya
Maya: Priya! Hi, how are you? Priya: Maya! I'm good. Are you ok? Maya: Yeah I'm fine, I just... okay, weird question. Are you in Glasgow right now? Priya: Oh my god. Yes. How do you know that?? Maya: Because... someone is using my Netflix from Glasgow. Right now. Priya: Oh no. Oh Maya, I'm so sorry. It's me. I'm watching Bake Off. Maya: I KNEW IT. But why are you in Glasgow?? Priya: I moved here three weeks ago! I have a new job. I didn't tell many people yet. Maya: You moved to Glasgow and you didn't tell me? Priya: I know, I'm sorry. I was going to call you. Also... I forgot I still had your Netflix password. I just opened it and it was still there. Maya: Priya! Maya: Okay. I'm not really angry. But you should have told me. Priya: I know. I'm really sorry. Can I keep watching? The bread week is so good. Maya: ...yes. But you owe me a phone call this week. A long one. Priya: Deal. I'll call you Sunday, I promise.
Maya went back to the chat with Jake a few minutes later.
Maya
ok mystery solved 😭
Jake
WHAT. who was it??
Maya
my cousin Priya. she moved to Glasgow THREE WEEKS AGO and didn't tell me
Jake
wait she just... moved cities and didn't say anything??
Maya
yes. and she still had my password from a year ago. so she just... opened netflix and kept watching 😭
Jake
honestly iconic behaviour
Maya
i know. i'm not even angry. i'm just a bit sad she didn't tell me she moved
Jake
yeah that's the real story here tbh. not the netflix thing
Maya
yeah. but she's calling me sunday so. it's ok i think
Jake
good. also — change your password after 😂
Maya
no i think... i'll let her keep it. she's alone in a new city. it's nice she has something to watch. and it's bake off, you know? it's cozy. i'll just text her more i think.
Jake
ok that's actually really sweet. you're a good cousin
Maya
don't tell her i said that. she'll never let me forget it 😭