jake. JAKE. someone is using my netflix right now and it's not me
what? how do you know?
i went to account settings. there is a new device. it says Glasgow 😰
ok that's weird. do you know anyone in glasgow?
NO. that's the problem!!
wait what are they watching lol
jake this is NOT funny. but ok... it says... Great British Bake Off 😭
ok so it's a mystery person in glasgow who loves baking shows. could be worse
please be serious. should i change my password?
yes obviously. but first — send me a screenshot. i want to see
ok that IS weird. samsung galaxy. do you know anyone with a samsung?
everyone has a samsung jake
ok ok. think — did you give your password to anyone? ever?
okay so... i'm trying to think. i gave it to you, obviously. and... oh wait. oh no. i think i gave it to my cousin Priya like a year ago? she was at my flat and she wanted to watch something. but she lives in London. she's not in Glasgow. i don't think. oh god i don't actually know where she is right now
call her!! ask her
what do i say?? 'hey are you stealing my netflix'
basically yes lol. just be nice about it
ok calling her now. don't go anywhere
Maya: Priya! Hi, how are you? Priya: Maya! I'm good. Are you ok? Maya: Yeah I'm fine, I just... okay, weird question. Are you in Glasgow right now? Priya: Oh my god. Yes. How do you know that?? Maya: Because... someone is using my Netflix from Glasgow. Right now. Priya: Oh no. Oh Maya, I'm so sorry. It's me. I'm watching Bake Off. Maya: I KNEW IT. But why are you in Glasgow?? Priya: I moved here three weeks ago! I have a new job. I didn't tell many people yet. Maya: You moved to Glasgow and you didn't tell me? Priya: I know, I'm sorry. I was going to call you. Also... I forgot I still had your Netflix password. I just opened it and it was still there. Maya: Priya! Maya: Okay. I'm not really angry. But you should have told me. Priya: I know. I'm really sorry. Can I keep watching? The bread week is so good. Maya: ...yes. But you owe me a phone call this week. A long one. Priya: Deal. I'll call you Sunday, I promise.
Maya went back to the chat with Jake a few minutes later.
ok mystery solved 😭
WHAT. who was it??
my cousin Priya. she moved to Glasgow THREE WEEKS AGO and didn't tell me
wait she just... moved cities and didn't say anything??
yes. and she still had my password from a year ago. so she just... opened netflix and kept watching 😭
honestly iconic behaviour
i know. i'm not even angry. i'm just a bit sad she didn't tell me she moved
yeah that's the real story here tbh. not the netflix thing
yeah. but she's calling me sunday so. it's ok i think
good. also — change your password after 😂
no i think... i'll let her keep it. she's alone in a new city. it's nice she has something to watch. and it's bake off, you know? it's cozy. i'll just text her more i think.
ok that's actually really sweet. you're a good cousin
don't tell her i said that. she'll never let me forget it 😭